Boy: I love you. Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na? Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
Insult Ki Hadh: Girl: Mummy, Kya Main Beautiful Dikhti Hun? Mummy: Apne BF Se Puch Le. Girl: BF Nahi Hai. Mummy: To Khud Hi Samjh Ja Ab!
Girl: Mujhe Kyon Dekh Rahe Ho, Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi Hai Kya? Boy: Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hun. Girl: Kyon ? Boy: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye!
Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai. Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata? Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
Boy: Your favorite cuisines? Girl: Gaurav, Mohit Bhaiya, Shilpa Di... Par Chote Chacha Ki Ladki, Pinky is my favorite. Boy: Bas Behan Bas!
Doctor: Kya Khaaya Tha? Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke. Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Asli Mein Kya Khaya Tha? Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi!